The Amazing Vanishing Marshmallow

….  and the Parable of the Squirrel

What's on in April

Saints and Commemorations in April

Readings for Sundays in April

Thinking of you

From the Registers

Funerals

Snippets

Our Patronage

Annual Parochial Church Meeting

Stop. What do you hear?

Sophia, Hokma, Sapientia *

Who Are They?

Would you donate part of yourself?

St Elphege

Christina Rossetti

Bag Books

Spring is just around the corner and ….

Ha!Ha!

Twenty Years Ago

The Ungracious Queen

Daily prayer topics in April

 

The Amazing Vanishing Marshmallow

                ….  and the Parable of the Squirrel

Over Holy Week and Easter we were really privileged at St Mary’s to host a wide variety of services that have enabled us to reflect on the enormity of God’s love for us as seen in the death and resurrection of Jesus.

 

We all worship in different ways – some of us like lively services, others find God in music or silence and all of these were available at some point during the week – from the silence of the Stations of the Cross or the Prayer Vigil, to the glorious music of Greater Love by John Ireland on Good Friday, or the power of the Exsultet on Easter Morning.

 

But I found God in some surprising places during the week – and I’ll call them the event of the vanishing marshmallow and the parable of the squirrel.

 

The first took place during our children’s worship on Good Friday. About 30 children and the same number of adults came to church to walk through Holy Week, to remember together the events that led to the cross and the amazement of the garden. We told the story in actions and music and also with marshmallows. We each had a marshmallow representing Jesus and a blob of dough to make a tomb, completely covering “Jesus”. We then rolled the dough in butter, cinnamon and sugar to represent the spices that Jesus body was anointed with and popped our creations in the oven.

 

Twenty minutes later something amazing had happened. When we broke into the biscuit the marshmallow had vanished! There was nothing there! No matter how hard they looked the children and adults could not find “Jesus” within the dough tomb. It may seem trite, it may seem childish, but many of the children left telling me the story of the Resurrection with the help of the biscuit.

 

And the squirrel ...

 

At our Easter Vigil service at 5.30 am we hear the story of God’s saving acts in history, culminating with the proclamation of the Gospel of the Resurrection. To emphasise that this is for all creation and not just to those of us sitting in church, we throw open the doors of the church and read the Gospel to the unsuspecting park.  This year, as I began to read, I had before me an audience of one – a squirrel sitting in the centre of the path, looking at me attentively and even moving closer as I continued with the amazing news that the angels brought to Mary Magdalene and the other women. “He is not here! He is risen!”

 

While I know that to ascribe knowledge and understanding to the squirrel is ridiculous, nevertheless there is a challenge hidden within the sweet image. The people who hear the Gospel, the people who are called by its power may not be the people we expect, they may not look the way we expect them to look, they may not be where we expect them to be.

In the Declaration of Assent that all clergy and lay workers make before they take up a new post, they are reminded that the Church is called to proclaim the Gospel afresh in each generation. The vanishing marshmallow and the squirrel remind us of that challenge – that we must constantly hold together the tradition of the church and the richness of its liturgy as well as finding new ways that reach new people.

Justine



What's on in April

 

Tue

1

ST JOSEPH

Magazine Panel meets at 35 Vanguard Way

 

9.30 am

Wed

2

St Mary's Guild meets at St Mary's Court

2.30 pm

Thu

3

MU&OG. The speaker will be Liz Pullen on MU Social Policy. The Centre

7.30 pm

SUN

6

Easter 3

 

Tue

8

Time for God Quiet Worship. The Carew Chapel

9.30 am

SUN

13

EASTER 4

 

Mon

14

Staff meeting at the Rectory

9.30 am

Tue

15

St Elphege's Church Patronal Festival

8.00 pm

Wed

  "

  "

16

"

"

MU Corporate Eucharist

Poetry for Pleasure. The Centre

'Fingers & Bows' Recital in church

10.00 am

2.00 pm

7.30 pm

Sat

  "

19

"

WWDP Coffee Morning at Holy Trinity, Wallington

St Mary's choir sing Evensong at Rochester Cathedral

10 am-noon

3.15 pm

SUN

20

EASTER 5

Easter Vestry and Annual Parochial Church Meeting

 

11.00 am

Mon

21

Theological Book Club, discussing God Outside the Box by Richard Harries. The Rectory

7.30 pm

Wed

23

ST GEORGE

'Talking on the Road' Pilgrimage Presentation

 

7.30 pm

Thu

24

'Praise & Play' for pre-school toddlers

Rain, Rain, Rain - Noah and the Flood.

10-11.30 am

Fri

25

'Kith, Kin & Kanine'. The Centre open for Coffee & Cake

10-11.30 am

Sat

  "

26

"

'Clean for the Dean'  Church Spring Clean Day

Handbell Ringers Concert at St John's Church, Caterham

 from 9.30 am

7.30 pm

SUN

27

EASTER 6  Rogation Sunday

The Very Rev'd Colin Slee and Lady Nairne will celebrate the transfer of the Patronage of St Mary's

 

9.30 am

 

Saints and Commemorations in April

Tue         1        JOSEPH OF NAZARETH

Wed       9        Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Lutheran Past, Martyr 1945

Thu       10         William Law, Priest, Spiritual Writer, 1761

  "           "         William of Ockham, Friar, Philosopher, Teacher of the Faith, 1347

Fri        11         George Augustus Selwyn, first Bishop of New Zealand, 1878

Wed     16         Isabella Gilmore, Deaconess, 1923

Sat       19         Alphege, Archbishop of Canterbury, Martyr, 1012

Wed     23         George, Martyr, Patron of England, c304

Thu       24         Mellitus, Bishop of London, first Bishop of St Paul's, 624

Fri        25         MARK THE EVANGELIST

Mon      28         Christina Rossetti, Poet, 1894

  "         "          Peter Chanel, Missionary in the South Pacific, Martyr, 1841

Tue       29         Catherine of Siena, Teacher of the Faith, 1380

Wed     30         Pandita Mary Ramabai, Translator of the Scriptures, 1922


 


Readings for Sundays in April

Sunday, 6 April Easter 3

Acts 2 : 14a, 36-41

1 Peter 1 : 17-23

Luke 24 : 13-35

Sunday, 13 April Easter 4

Acts 2 : 42-end

1 Peter 2 : 19-end         

John 10 : 1-10

Sunday, 20 April Easter 5

Acts 7 : 55-end

1 Peter 2 : 2-10

John 14 : 1-14

Sunday, 27 April Easter 6

Acts 17 : 22-31

1 Peter 3 : 13-end         

John 14 : 15-21

 

Thinking of you

Every Sunday we pray for people living and working in two or three roads in the parish.

The roads in April will be:

Sunday, 6 April

Bond Gardens & The Holt

Sunday, 13 April

Berkeley Court & Bampfylde Close

Sunday, 20 April

Paston Close & Bloxworth Close

Sunday, 27 April

Croydon Road & West Lodge

 

From the Registers

Funerals

17 March           Donald James, age 77

20 March           Cissie Irene Maynard, age 95

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Snippets

Congratulations to four of our choirboys, James and Felix Asare, Aidan Rumbles and Jonathan Stubbings, who performed so well on the stage at the Epsom Playhouse last month. They were taking part in the Collingwood School entertainment there. (The school had been given the opportunity to use the theatre to celebrate their "Artsmark", awarded for excellence in music and drama) Felix, Aidan and Jonathan sang and acted well and James was superb in his major role as the Pied Piper. Well done, boys.

 

The Poetry for Pleasure group will meet in the Centre at  2.00 pm on Wednesday, 16 April. They will be looking at the work of the poet Gerard Manley Hopkins. Newcomers are very welcome.

 

You are invited to the Women's World Day of Prayer Coffee Morning at Holy Trinity Church, Wallington on Saturday 19 April, from 10 am to 12 noon. There will be a raffle and stalls.

 

Sutton WELCARE are collecting at Morrison's in Sutton on Saturday, 26th April from 10am to 3pm. Can you spare an hour to help? If so, please contact Roz Gammie on 020-8669-6462 or at rgammie54@hotmail.co.uk . Funds raised will help the ongoing work of Welcare's Contact Centre in Sutton

 

An opportunity to hear the Handbell Ringers in Concert at St John's Church, Caterham on Saturday, 26 April at 7.30 pm. 'Our' Handbell Group has for some time included players from the two Caterham Church - and one member comes all the way from Lingfield. If you would like to come to the concert, Jean, Pat or Heather can get you a ticket - £6.50 including light refreshments. Please book early.

 

TS Puma will be holding a Charity Dinner & Dance at their unit on Saturday, 26 April to raise money for their Euro Camp 2008, visiting the battlefields of the 'D' Day Landings and Passchendale. Tickets cost £35 for a champagne reception, three course meal and entertainment. Phone 020 8669 8219 or email suttonseacadets@btconnect.com

 

The annual GREAT CHURCH SPRING CLEAN will take place on Saturday, 26 April from 9.30 am. Helpers are welcome - indeed essential! Last time many spiders were evicted and their webs dismantled (they're back!), the carpets, floors and curtains cleaned amid much fun for the 'workforce'. Lunch is part of the programme, so the kitchen team would be grateful to know how many to cater for. There will be a list to sign up, in the usual place at the back of the church.

 

Stop press … Stop press …

Plans are going ahead for another quacking Duck Day on Sunday, 13… watch out for more details!

 

Our Patronage

The day after the Spring Clean - renamed just for this year CLEAN FOR THE DEAN - the Dean of Southwark, the Very Reverend Colin Slee will be at St's to celebrate the transfer of the Patronage from Lady Nairne to the Dean and Chapter of Southwark Cathedral. Lady Nairne is the last member of the Bridges, Bond and Tritton family to hold the patronage of St Mary's and she has decided that it is time to pass it on to the Cathedral.

 

Very few churches now have 'private' patrons and St Mary's has been privileged that our patronage has been in the hands of one family for well over a century. The names Bridges, Bond and Tritton have a familiar ring as they are all names of roads in the parish. In their time all these patrons have been a strong influence for good in the life of St Mary's, not least because one of their duties is to take part in the appointment of Rectors. The 9.30 am service on Sunday, 27, will be the time to say 'thank you' to Penny Nairne for all she has done for St Mary's and to remember the contribution of so many members of her family in the past, as well as to look forward to our new relationship with the Cathedral.

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Annual Parochial Church Meeting

If you are on the Electoral Roll of St Mary's (Anglican-speak for our official membership list) you will be eligible to vote during the Annual Meeting itself, which takes place in the Church at 11 am on Sunday, 20 April.

 

The minutes of last year's Annual Meeting, this year's Annual Report and Financial statement from the PCC, and the Agenda for this year's Meeting, will all be available in good time, from Sunday, 13th April at the latest.  Among the business of the Meeting is the election of Churchwardens and the PCC for the coming year, as well as representatives for Deanery Synod.  If you are considering standing for election in any of these capacities, then once again you need to be on the Electoral Roll, and the relevant nomination forms will be available in plenty of time, from Sunday, 6th  April if not before.  If there have been no applications for postal votes, the PCC will be declared during the Annual Meeting and commissioned at the 9.30 am service on Sunday, 4th May.

 

However, you may want to take part in this year’s elections but are not able to attend the meeting itself. In that case you can apply beforehand for a postal vote. Application forms for these will also be available in plenty of time. Once again the system will then spring into operation. It works like this:

 

Return your application form to Pat Kingsbury or to Pam or Ian Akhurst before the Annual Meeting.  Should an election be necessary, a voting paper will be got to you by the late evening of Tuesday, 22nd April.  You then have up to nine days in which to think, pray, vote, fold your paper and return it to The Rectory.  Papers must be returned there sometime during the week by Wednesday 30th April, and they will be stored safely and unopened as they arrive, together with the papers filled out during the Meeting itself.

 

Voting papers will be counted on Thursday 1st April or Friday 2nd May, by people who have not been candidates in any of the elections.  All candidates will be notified of the result that same day, and the new PCC will be announced and commissioned during the 9.30 Eucharist on Sunday, 4th May. 

 

 The first meeting of our new PCC will be on Tuesday13th May at 8 pm.

 


Stop. What do you hear?

Silence…… what does that mean to you?

 

Silence is often defined as "the absence of sound" but is there ever true silence? Where does your imagination take you when you perhaps long for silence? Where were you when you think you last experienced silence?

 

Can there ever be complete silence? There's always a sound somewhere - the waves on the shore, the wind in the trees, a distant vehicle or the song of a bird. (There's the continuing argument that if a tree falls in a forest with no one to hear it, does it make a sound?) Perhaps what we mean by silence is the absence of noise, a commodity in great abundance in most of our lives. To be still and quiet, calm and peaceful, is probably the nearest we get to silence.

 

Most of us have "heard" 4 Minutes 33 by John Cage (and may remember the battle between him and Mike Batt, who included a track called A Minute's Silence on his 2001 album Classical Graffiti  and co-credited it to Cage!) For those who don't know, Cage's piece was inspired by his visit to an anechoic (echoless) chamber. Cage expected to hear nothing. Instead, he heard his own nervous system and his blood circulating round.

 

We can't ever experience total silence but we probably need more quiet time in our lives. Or is it that we are too afraid of silence? Do we fill our lives with sound to blot out silent thoughts, or as a form of companionship? (If the TV or radio's on, do we feel we're not alone?) Or could we make it our time for God?

 

Perhaps we should try listening to our own hearts in our moments of silence.

Jean Kimber



Sophia, Hokma, Sapientia *

We were privileged to host the local morning service for Women’s World Day of Prayer at St Mary’s on 7 March.

 

The service this year had been prepared by the women of Guyana. Their country gained its political independence from the United Kingdom in 1966 and became a republic in 1970. It has remained in the Commonwealth and is the only English speaking country in South America. There are many different ethnic groups with a great diversity of backgrounds living in Guyana. Nevertheless they fulfil their national motto – ‘One people, one nation, one destiny’.

 

The theme chosen by Guyana was God’s Wisdom Provides New Understanding, a theme very dear to my heart. One of my senior school biblical readings was ‘Get wisdom and with all thy getting, get understanding’. That thought has always encouraged me to seek information so that I can understand things for myself rather than take other people’s ideas and understandings at face value.

 

The service presented us with a couple of interesting challenges that appeared a little daunting at first, such as the singing of an anthem, Sophia, Hokma, Sapientia, declaring our worship for Jesus and the wisdom and power of God. Jenifer, our Reader and MU Enrolling Member, grasped the challenge. She asked Pam Akhurst to help ‘train’ the ‘MU Choir’ and persuaded members of the MU and a few friends to become the choir for the day. With just two rehearsals, condensing about three months of teaching into just a few hours, the ‘choir’ eventually had the courage to stand on the platform to sing the anthem and also to lead the responses and hymns. The service also contained the chorus of praise Rejoice in the Lord Always, which it had been suggested could be sung as a round. Pam said ‘no problem’. She divided the congregation into four blocks and led us in an unaccompanied rendering. (It speaks further of Pam's accomplished teaching that the 'choir' was also asked to repeat the anthem at the following Sunday's 9.30 am Eucharist.)

 

We were pleased to welcome the Mayoress, Mrs June Reid, and many friends from local churches, making a total congregation of over 60 people. You may be interested to know that £124 (plus Gift Aid on some) was given in the offering for the work of the Prayer Movement, for Christian Literature Societies and for Christian Educational Projects.

 

As preacher, we were delighted to welcome Rev Steve Taylor, Minister at Wallington Baptist Church. He said how wisdom came from God and that we need to listen to Him. After thought and prayer we need to pay attention to what we feel is right, to act instinctively, remembering that intuition is very important. Also, understanding is necessary, and he told wonderful stories about three recipients of Darwin Awards, usually awarded posthumously. One was of the man that was fed up with sitting fishing on the edge of a lake waiting for the fish to bite.  He went indoors, connected one end of a flex to his electricity circuit and went back and put the other end in the lake. He was overjoyed to see many dead fish floating on the surface and he ran gleefully into the lake.….. Steve said other such stories can be found on the web.

 

It was good that many of the congregation came into the Centre after the service for coffee and a chat, many catching up with old friends.

 

May we express our thanks to the women in Guyana for such an inspiring service and may I say a big thank you to our MU members, in particular to Jenifer, and to Pam for making our part in the Day of Prayer so uplifting, prayerful and enjoyable.

Heather

* female noun meaning 'wisdom' in Greek, Hebrew and Latin

 


Who Are They?

Where did all the Christian denominations come from?

Continuing our look at other Christian churches, it is the turn of :

The Baptists

Baptist Churches take their name from the practice that only those confessing saving faith in Christ should be baptised. So from their very beginnings, Baptists did not baptise infants.

 

The rite of baptism is usually by total immersion and most Baptist churches have baptisteries in their buildings. The Baptist belief that only confessing Christians should be baptised arose with the 16th century Protestant Reformation, but Baptists believe that this practice goes back to the New Testament.

 

The Reformation in Europe produced Lutherans, Calvinists, Zwinglians as well as the  Radical Reformers, generically called Anabaptists. This description, meaning ‘to baptise again,’ arose from the practice of baptising only adults. As most of these adults would have been baptised as infants, this adult rite was regarded by many as a second baptism. But the term ‘Anabaptist’ is misleading. These groups did not accept the validity of infant baptism, so for them adult baptism was in fact a first baptism. Practically all the Anabaptist groups denied that the New Testament supported any idea of infant baptism and this meant they were out of sympathy, not only with the Roman Catholic Church but with the Protestant churches as well.

 

Baptist congregations began to appear in England early in the 17th century. The first English Baptist congregation was established in London in 1612. Their founders claimed that they were following the teaching of the New Testament, especially the book of Acts, where only those confessing faith in Christ were baptised. John Bunyan of Bedford (1628-88) author of the classic work, ‘Pilgrim’s Progress’, was a Baptist preacher.

 

Almost from the beginning there were two distinct groups among English Baptists. The General Baptists believed that Christ died for all and that all could be saved, while Particular Baptists believed in particular predestination.

 

The Baptist church has had a great influence in the US. The Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) is the largest Protestant denomination in the United States with a membership of around 16 million. The internationally-known evangelist, Dr Billy Graham is a Baptist minister and a member of the SBC, and the SBC has a strong political influence.

While Baptists around the world belong to a number of separate Baptist unions and federations, the total membership is around 70 million. Baptist worship is non-liturgical and preaching is central. Baptist churches are organised on the lines of local autonomy and elders elected from the congregation assist the pastor.

 


Would you donate part of yourself?

Is it right for Christians to donate their body parts, either during life or after death? That is a question considered recently by the Church of England's Mission and Public Affairs Unit, when the House of Lords invited evidence on the ethics of donating and transplanting organs.

 

The resulting submission affirmed that Christian faith is a positive motivation for organ donation and a powerful incentive for many people to donate.

 

For Christians, acts of mercy are a part of the self-sacrifice that God requires of us. Giving oneself and one's possessions voluntarily for the well-being of others, and without compulsion, is a Christian duty.

 

However, the body is to be respected and the continuity between life and death, in the form of what is done with the body, matters. The body at its burial or cremation should ideally be recognisably the body of the person who has died. The harvesting of organs should not be such as to violate this continuity or to cause unnecessary distress to the mourners.

 

Whether organ donation should be arranged through an 'opt-in' or an 'opt-out' system is not a question on which Christians hold a single set of views. Moral questions like this must be considered in their wider social and political context, so the undoubted need for more organs to be donated for the healing of others has to be weighed against the changed relationship between persons and the State which moving to an opt-out system might entail.

 

Selling organs for commercial gain would never follow from a Christian ethic - it confuses the notion of an organ as a gift and turns it into a commodity. Altruistic organ donation from a living donor, however, would flow from a Christian ethic, provided that there was no coercion, no commercial gain, and no harm to the living donor.

 

What is not in doubt is that Christians have a mandate to heal, motivated by compassion, mercy, knowledge and ability.


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St Elphege

18 April

At the beginning of the year, I went to a funeral at St Elphege's church in Wallington. At the "wake", I heard someone ask the family who St Elphege was. They didn't know. Many of us have attended the Churches Together musical events at St Elphege's and have no doubt noticed the picture of StMary's church on their banner. Why is it there?

 

St Mary's church existed before the Reformation and therefore was part of the "Roman" catholic faith. It was THE parish church for all Christians in the area and the congregation of St Elphege's still think of it as the former "mother church". Indeed, every April, near the time of their patronal festival, they come and celebrate the mass in St Mary's. ( This year's service is scheduled for Tuesday, April 15.)

 

But who was St Elphege? He was born in 954 and began his religious life in a monastery in Deerhurst, Gloucestershire eventually becoming Abbot of Bath Abbey. In 984 he was made Bishop of Winchester. During this time he visited Beddington, saying Mass in St Mary's.

 

In 1006 he became Archbishop of Canterbury. In 1011, the Danes marched into Canterbury, sacked and burned it and took Elphege prisoner. They demanded a ransom of 3,000 gold crowns but Elphege said no one would pay. He was taken to Greenwich and chained to boats of the Danish fleet. Although he converted many Danes and helped cure their sick, because they were continually refused the ransom, the Danes killed him with stones and battle axes. An Anglican church dedicated to him, stands on the spot of his martyrdom.

 

After resting 11 years in St Paul's (London) his body was translated to Canterbury Cathedral. Churches where his body was rested overnight during the journey, were renamed St Elphege, including the churches at Whitstable and Seasalter.

 

On his special day, let us pray for those working for the establishment of justice and freedom for all people.

 


Christina Rossetti

28 April

1830-1894

In the bleak midwinter must be among the 'top ten' Christmas Carols and one of its author's few well known poems - which seems hard, for this writer, Christina Rossetti, was well known and very highly regarded in her own time. She was even seriously considered to succeed Lord Tennyson as Poet Laureate.

 

Christina was one of the four children of Gabriele Rossetti, a political refugee from Italy who became Professor of Italian at Kings College, London. She had a sister, Maria, and two brothers - Gabriel Charles, who soon chose to be known as Dante Gabriel, and William Michael. Dante Gabriel became well known as both poet and painter. The less exotically named William, while a very competent writer and art critic, earned his living as a Civil Servant in the Inland Revenue. It was William's money which enabled Christina and their mother to live in reasonable comfort after the death of Gabriele the elder.

 

Christina spent most of her life as companion to her mother. She was twice engaged and twice broke off the engagement because her fiancés converted to Roman Catholicism. Her loyalties, like her other emotions were always strong, particularly to the High Church Anglican tradition in which she had been brought up - and to her family. The Rossetti's were a close family, all intelligent, highly creative and always mutually supportive.

 

Christina Rossetti's ill health prevented her from writing a great deal. Her poems were mostly on fantasy or religious themes and, perhaps because of the events of her life, there is often an undercurrent of sadness. She published several collections of poems for children. Honoured for her poetry, which deserves a wider audience, Christina Rossetti is also remembered for her religious devotion and her courage and idealism.


 

Bag Books

Do you remember Bag Books, the national charity which produces multi-sensory story packs for children, young people and adults with learning disabilities and/or sensory impairment?  We got to know all about them back in 2006 when SMYLE chose to support them by their fundraising activities that year, culminating in the never-to-be-forgotten 'Duck Day'.  Pam Akhurst has recently received a letter from Bag Books thanking us once again for the £1,200 raised as a result of SMYLE's hard work. The letter goes on to say:

 

'..…... The SMYLE team and St Mary's Beddington donation enabled us to buy and laminate all the page cards needed for one hundred complete story-packs. This was a huge help and benefited over two thousand children because they are shared, and six of them went to family homes as birthday and Christmas presents. 

 

One of them went to a boy called Andrew who lives in Lanarkshire and we contacted his Mum because it was the third story she had ordered for him last year and this is what she told us:

 

"It's really difficult to buy a birthday present or a Christmas present for Andrew but he just loves is [Bag Books] stories. He's thirteen and he's two wee sisters and we do it as a family. He gets really exited and now he chooses which one he wants to have. My friend came over and Andrew was desperate to tell her something and we couldn't think what it was and then I realised that he wanted her to see his new books. When I brought them out he was beaming, absolutely delighted and really excited"

 

….. a very big thank you to you all.'

 

Well, Bag Books has once again been chosen as the charity to benefit, along with Church Funds, from money raised at our forthcoming Flower Festival. It is good to know that the charity is able to provide such a tremendous amount of happiness to so many with the donations they receive.



Spring is just around the corner and ….

The hedgehogs are coming!        With Spring and increasing warmth of the sun, hedgehogs around the country are waking up from a long hibernation this month. They are in need of food and water as soon as they emerge, as they need to replenish lost fat reserves in time for the breeding season. If you have hedgehogs in your garden, you can do a lot to help them. Offer them meat-based pet food and fresh water - and soon they will be repaying you by snacking on your slugs and snails. Please take care when tidying up the garden from winter mayhem - many hedgehogs suffer terrible injuries every year from strimmers, garden forks, etc. For more info on helping these enchanting, prickly garden visitors, visit the British Hedgehog Preservation Society at: www.britishhedgehogs.org.uk.

Dawn Chorus   The dawn chorus peaks in April and early May. Our garden birds such as robins, blue-tits and blackbirds are advertising their territory boundaries and either inviting females to mate for the first time or returning to previous partners. The male's singing prowess is a signal to the choosey female.

Badgers    Do you like badgers? If so, this is a good month to enjoy watching the youngsters. Badger cubs usually emerge from their setts for the first time in April, and if you know of a sett locally, arrive about an hour before sunset, settle ten metres away downwind, and wait to be entertained!

Bluebell time      Did you know that 20 per cent of the world's population of bluebells is found in the UK? If you are out and about this month you can enjoy a spectacular display at Banstead Woods.

 

Ha!Ha!


Somewhere on this earth a woman is giving birth to a child every ten seconds. We must find this woman and stop her at once. (Sam Levenson)

 

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who stayed up all night trying to decide if there really is a Dog?

 

Twenty Years Ago

April 1988

The magazine for this month announced the safe removal of the Rector and family into the new Rectory in Bloxworth Close. Is it really that long ago!

 

In the previous month's issue, there had been a plea for more ringers. Our loss had apparently been Southampton University's gain. Nicholas Kimber, who had been both a choir member and a ringer, had just been elected to the committee of the University's Light Operatic Society and Deputy Ringing Master of the University Guild of Ringers.

 

Two choirboys had written about their day spent on a course at the RSCM at Addington Palace. There had been about 40 other boys, some from as far away as Newcastle! They hadn't liked all the music - a lot of it was apparently in Latin - but had generally enjoyed the day.

 

The MU had had some serious discussions about current advertising on TV regarding the prevention of AIDS. They were very concerned that the moral side of the issue was not being addressed. They were also worried by the anomaly in the tax system whereby it was financially advantageous for a couple to live together rather than get married. How would such discussions go 20 years on?

 

There were contributions from the Guides and Brownies and the Boys' brigade and an article on covenanting.

 

On the back page was an odd little contribution. It had been written by my younger son some years previously so I have absolutely no idea why it was there. You work it out:

Jean Kimber

The Ungracious Queen  

a story with a moral

 

The island of Oomabonga lay in the blue waters of the Southern Seas. The people, like the climate, were warm and friendly. They spent much of their time singing and dancing.

 

The Queen of Oomabonga was rather different. She was a socialist and did not believe she and the King should have better things than other people. But she thought they should behave differently, as became their status. The King would very much have liked to join in all the merry-making but the Queen said it was unseemly.

 

Although they were rich and could afford the best, they lived in a humble grass house, just like all their people.

 

On their anniversary one year, their people gave them a beautiful new throne. It was all hand-carved and very ornate. The King wanted to sit on it at once but the Queen said it was much too good. The chairs they had were quite good enough. She put it up in the attic saying one day she might sell it and use the money to help the poor. The King was sad. He felt if he did not use his people's gift, they would be upset. The Queen would not listen and they had an awful row.

 

That night a fierce storm arose. The wind howled round the island. The people became very frightened. The King said he was going out to help them. The Queen said it was not his job but still he went. As he paused outside, he heard a creaking sound. He looked round. His house was beginning to sway in the wind. He could not believe his eyes. Then he remembered the beautiful throne in the attic! He started forward to warn his wife but the whole building rocked and fell with a crash and flattened the ungracious Queen.

 

The moral of this story is: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones!!


 

Daily prayer topics in April

Tue         1        Thanksgiving for all good and caring fathers

Wed       2        The people of Wales and the Welsh Assembly

Thu         3        Our Praise & Play Group for parents and toddlers

Fri          4        Nursery nurses and all who care for the under fives

Sat         5        Christians who have limited access to the Scriptures

Sun        6        All who travel by road, rail or air

Mon        7        Community workers and local councils

Tue         8        All who lack clean water, fresh food, and proper housing

Wed       9        The Lutheran Church, its priests and people

Thu       10         All spiritual writers

Fri        11         The Church and people of New Zealand

Sat       12         The lonely and all who feel rejected

Sun      13         Vocations to the priesthood and to lay ministries

Mon      14         The leaders of the nations of the world

Tue       15         The handicapped, the deaf, the dumb and the blind

Wed     16         All with special learning needs and those who care for them

Thu       17         The Archbishop of Canterbury and the Anglican Communion

Fri        18         All Christian MPs and MEPs

Sat       19         Our choir travelling to Rochester Cathedral

Sun      20         The Annual Parochial Church Council meeting today

Mon      21         All who do research into healing

Tue       22         Doctors, nurses and surgeons

Wed     23         The people of England, and the Church of England

Thu       24         St Paul's Cathedral, Dean and Chapter

Fri        25         The Church Army, and all evangelists

Sat       26         Our church community fellowship, and the parish

Sun      27         Our retiring patron, Penny Nairne

Mon      28         Church in the South Pacific, its priests and people

Tue       29         All who teach and preach the Gospel

Wed     30         Our Link Dioceses in Zimbabwe, Bishops, Priests and people

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